religiousmom:

The only joke my mom ever made was me

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima)

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

(Source: johnpauljones)

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

(Source: countsassula)