heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

,,

w is not a vowel

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

I saw this post without it’s accompaniment and dead ass stared at it for 10 minutes growing angrier and angrier as to why the fuck I didn’t understand a post with over 80 thousand notes

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels